George Costanza - Seinfeld
As the story goes, Jerry Seinfeld’s neurotic slacker friend George Constanza met the comedian during high school and the two characters on Seinfeld were homies ever since. Representing the short, stocky, bald and slow-witted men of this world — not that there’s anything wrong with that — George definitely wins the title of Jerry’s sidekick, even though he’s kind of the anti-sidekick, because Kramer is just too eccentric to take the sidekick role. Why would a pretty successful comedian keep a guy like this around? Perhaps because he showed Jerry how things could always be worse.