7. The Blimp
Superpower: Ability to fly at slow speed.
In his defense, The Blimp was a part of a parody superhero team based off The Fantastic Four, so there was no real seriousness, or at least we hope, put into his back story and skill set. Still, he really got the short end of the stick in the group. Obese, slow, and named after a sub sandwich? If The Blimp isn’t the biggest joke of the DC Universe, then any of us can ride out into the night in a cape and spandex.